So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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