I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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