I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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