I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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