return my video game
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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