People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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