I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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