the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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