I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just pynch a tree in the face
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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