exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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