At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
My vagina just clenched in fear
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