Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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