you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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