I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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