Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Is it because I queefed?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Randomize
