BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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