In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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