Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
smell my finger.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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