what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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