Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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