They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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