woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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