dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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