He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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