is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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