you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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