god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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