okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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