Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
