guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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