Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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