nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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