Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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