I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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