Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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