So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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