sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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