ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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