Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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