ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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