I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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