i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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