He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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