I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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