their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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