The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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