Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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