Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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