I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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