he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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