I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...