TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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