East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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