I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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