Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
This is my gift to your gina
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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