yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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