But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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